Friday, May 15, 2015

#stupiddaikini

The following few posts represent a backlog of tweets from Exhibit A: A Skidmark on the Underpants of Society. Behold [Part 1 of 4]:

July 1, 2013
It was really dumb of me to forget to take my anxiety meds last night.

July 2, 2013
Woke up with the WORST headache...

July 3, 2013
How come no one ever answers me..?

July 4, 2013
I've said it before & I'll say it again. The 4th of July will be my last party. Over 70 invited and maybe 10 are coming. #done!

July 6, 2013
Getting progressively more annoyed by the minute..

July 7, 2013
Done with the BS. No, this isn't meant for people to ask what's wrong, either.. I just need to vent. Thanks.

July 8, 2013
Bless her heart, she doesn't even know she's tacky..

July 13, 2013
It's funny how people change as we get older.

July 14, 2013
Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer give a damn.

July 14, 2013
Awful headache

July 16, 2013
I have an online shopping problem...Well, it's really just shopping in general.

July 18, 2013
Can't believe people actually have the time and energy to harass people constantly online. It's sad, really. #arentyoulike30

July 18, 2013
Headache and sick to my stomach all day..

July 18, 2013
At least I didn't have to trick my husband into marrying me... #yikes

July 19, 2013
Feel like crappppp

July 22, 2013
And the headache continues..

July 29, 2013
No big deal, I'll just forget you exist too

July 29, 2013
I am in the worst mood... #watchout

July 31, 2013
THE CAR SALESMAN THOUGHT MY DAD & I WERE MY HUSBAND'S PARENTS..... #geethanks

August 3, 2013
Wow.. Still trying to piss me off. I mean, it's working. But it's real sad.

August 8, 2013
Time magazine is interviewing my boss. #sweet

August 14, 2013
Feel like death

August 15, 2013
My anxiety right now, though...

August 18, 2013
It's crazy that just one year ago today I was in the hair salon getting ready for my wedding..

August 22, 2013
I feel like I'm always nice to people, especially strangers when I'm having a bad day.. Why don't I ever get it in return?

August 23, 2013
SHUT THE HELL UP. YOU ARE ANNOYING.

August 23, 2013
Suicidal people who walk into traffic are so fucking selfish.. How do you think the people that saw it happen are going to cope?! #asshole

August 27, 2013
Oh yeah, real mature..

August 28, 2013
Woke up with a migraine

September 6, 2013
I find it weird that certain people take screen shots of my snapchats..

September 20, 2013
Spoiled little brat..

October 3, 2013
Get off your high horse...... You're just looking for attention.

October 3, 2013
Wait, can you not act like a child?

October 3, 2013
I'm the best wife ever

October 4, 2013
Was tempted to send this to a certain psychopath yesterday to honor Mean Girls Appreciation Day. [Pic: Why are you so obsessed with me?]...Maybe next year, if I'm still dealing with this BS.

October 6, 2013
Why does it feel like my throat is closing..?!

October 6, 2013
My ears are killingggg me

October 10, 2013
God forbid you actually did something for someone other than yourself..

October 11, 2013
Can my headache please go away? Or at the very least, start to get better?  

October 15, 2013
I'm going to snap any minute.......

October 15, 2013
So frustrated I can't even

October 16, 2013
You're like, really pissing me off

October 17, 2013
Can I feel better already?

October 18, 2013
My throat is killing meeeeee...

October 18, 2013
JACKASS

October 19, 2013
And the stress keeps building....

October 20, 2013
Love that people beg for me to throw a party, but I don't think they're actually coming? We'll see.

October 20, 2013
Getting real irritated.

October 20, 2013
Love making plans and then they get canceled because of real dumb shit. Much appreciated.

October 20, 2013
Fuckin over it...

October 20, 2013
Why are you still in my dreams...? #Pleasegoaway

October 21, 2013
No one is awake to talk to meee...

October 22, 2013
My back feels like it's been crunched...

October 22, 2013
It takes about 3.4 seconds for me to go from "this is the best day ever" to "I want to stab every human being on planet Earth"

October 25, 2013
I'm done being the one that drops everything for someone and never getting anything in return. Maybe you could at least pretend to care.

October 25, 2013
So fucking done with this day.

October 26, 2013
My beautiful crown #tiara #crown #princess #blonde

October 30, 2013
So.. When I get pregnant, I won't be able to have an epidural... -_-

November 1, 2013
Drunk snapchat selfie

November 3, 2013
Someone bring me a mimosa in bed please?

November 8, 2013
I need a foot massage STAT.

November 9, 2013
Dressing immodestly is like rolling around in manure. You'll definitely get attention, but mostly from pigs.

November 9, 2013
When people don't answer my texts.. #petpeeves #Iknowyoureadit

November 9, 2013
I just got called darlin by a handsome country boy

November 11, 2013
Really wish I could throw a Christmas party this year.... :(

November 11, 2013
What you say about other people says more about you than it does about them

November 11, 2013
Fucking over this day.

November 15, 2013
Headache still isn't gone from this morning...

November 16, 2013
Irritated.

November 18, 2013
Starbucks bathroom selfie? Sure.. #bathroom #pic #selfie #starbucks #polkadot #blonde

November 21, 2013
I swear it never ends..

November 24, 2013
My leg is killing me. From what you ask? Being tired.... I thought that only happened when I was little?

November 24, 2013
Worst headache right now

November 24, 2013
Literally hate everyone right now.

November 25, 2013
2 things.. 1) why is no one awake when I wanna talk..?

November 25, 2013
New whip soo

November 26, 2013
I need a naaaap

November 27, 2013
Can't sleep.....

November 27, 2013
Feel like death. Someone please bring me some Starbucks.

November 27, 2013
Feeling extremely anxious.

November 27, 2013
Brat.

November 27, 2013
I will literally do anything for a foot & back massage right now...

November 28, 2013
Very thankful for my wonderful husband who puts up with me more than most people would.

November 28, 2013
Wow you guys are assholes. Done trying!

November 29, 2013
I'm done giving people so many chances. Seriously. I'm not trying anymore, it's too exhausting & I get nothing out of it.

November 29, 2013
So. Tired.

November 30, 2013
Seriously the most annoying people.....

November 30, 2013
Done with the fake bullshit

November 30, 2013
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t even talking

November 30, 2013
COOL THANKS FOR ANSWERING ME

November 30, 2013
REALLY APPRECIATE IT

December 1, 2013
I am literally getting so irritated......

December 1, 2013
Literally going to stab someone.

December 2, 2013
Brat.

December 4, 2013
I have 0 patience today.

December 5, 2013
My ears are killing me

December 6, 2013
You should probably stay away from me today.. I haven't slept more than 5 hours every night this week & I have a lot to do today...

December 6, 2013
There were just 6 gunshots outside.......

December 6, 2013
My patience is less than 0 today.

December 6, 2013
Lost it. Hey, I warned ya..

December 6, 2013
I need an assistant. STAT.

December 7, 2013
Whoever brings me a Venti Caramel Brûlée latte with extra topping gets a free cupcake! LEGGOOOO

December 7, 2013
I literally have the most annoying Instagram. Like it's so boring.

December 8, 2013
Buncha bitches, that's what you are.

December 10, 2013
Can't believe I'm gonna be 25 in one month...

December 11, 2013
I really hope people come to my birthday this year.. #pathetictweet

December 12, 2013
This sore throat better be joking with me right now.

December 12, 2013
I really enjoy when I type out a long text and you don't respond.

December 13, 2013
Was really trying to be in a good mood, but people....

December 13, 2013
AND AGAIN. Like why?

December 13, 2013
I don't even know.

December 13, 2013
I don't even care.

December 13, 2013
Fake. Fake. Fake.

December 15, 2013
Beginning to wonder if being a bitch will get me further than being a sweetheart.

December 15, 2013
Drunk selfie? OF COURSE!

December 16, 2013
What a doucheeeee.

December 17, 2013
Been up since 2:30. Still can't sleep.

December 18, 2013
Just what I needed today......... Fucking black ice

December 19, 2013
I love when people have ZERO manners. ESPECIALLY around the holidays.

December 20, 2013
My poor mama is one of the people dealing with the issues at Target...

December 20, 2013
Hey people who steal other people's money, GET YOUR OWN. Maybe get an education and a job.

December 20, 2013
I. HATE. PEOPLE. WHO. DON'T. SAY. THANK YOU!!!!!

December 22, 2013
My three ways of drunk: 1. No way 2. Yes way. 3. Three way.

December 22, 2013
Why is it that I wake up with a headache or migraine like 4 days out of the week?!

December 22, 2013
You're seriously the worst.

December 22, 2013
Finally getting my wedding album printed and I'm like crying.

December 22, 2013
These pictures bring back memories & I'm so thankful to have all of these wonderful people in my life.

December 22, 2013
Picking up my wedding album tomorrow. I can't wait

December 24, 2013
Love when girls post quotes on how to be true to yourself but they're the most fake people around.

December 26, 2013
Not feeling too hot today...

December 26, 2013
My knee is killing me

December 26, 2013
Here we go again.. Maybe think of how other people feel before yourself for once?

December 26, 2013
I needed that mani pedi!

December 27, 2013
I swear if I have the stomach bug I'm gonna be pissed...

December 27, 2013
I need a nap...

December 28, 2013
Ugh go awayyyyy you're so annoying.

December 28, 2013
Cleaning my apartment today solidified my need for a maid.

December 30, 2013
This is getting irritating...

December 30, 2013
What the actual fuck?...

December 31, 2013
Finally went to the DMV to change my name but left because they have to take my picture. Guess I'll be back first thing Thursday morning..

1 comment:

  1. Really? I'm here with a headache AND a chipped nail but nobody cares!

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