Friday, May 15, 2015

#likeliterally

The following few posts represent a backlog of tweets from Exhibit A: A Skidmark on the Underpants of Society. Behold [Part 3 of 4]:

July 1, 2014
Just found out one of the anons I follow is from my town.

July 1, 2014
Do not take advantage of me. You will regret it.

July 1, 2014
Remind me again why I'm a nice person?

July 1, 2014
I hope you rot in hell.

July 4, 2014
I'm literally so tired.

July 7, 2014
Why are you still here.........

July 8, 2014
So beyond done.

July 8, 2014
Can't believe my fucking neighbors. Leaving their dog outside all day and all night. Guess he'll find a new home tomorrow!

July 9, 2014
Anyone looking to adopt a male chubby chihuahua? My neighbors clearly don't care about him... He's so sweet!

July 10, 2014
Why are so many people requesting to follow me on insta

July 12, 2014
Hey a holes who like to poke fun of me for taking selfies. Fuck off.

July 13, 2014
So not feeling well today........

July 13, 2014
Super nostalgic tonight & I just wanna cry in bed....

July 13, 2014
Whether we talk or not, I still love you & miss you.

July 14, 2014
Starting to think maybe a Beetle wasn't such a wise choice as a car. I need a bigger one.....Maybe I'll just get another.

July 16, 2014
I follow 161 people on Instagram. I'd say about 10 are people I know. The rest are people I've never met & wish I did.

July 20, 2014
I love when phone updates take like, an hour. It's not like I need to use it or anything. Or go to sleep.

July 20, 2014
I love sleeping a total of three hours.

July 20, 2014
I need to let things go. To have a positive life, I need a clear & positive mind.

July 22, 2014
The reason I'm mad? You said you'd never be the person that you are today.

July 22, 2014
Wow. Two years ago today was my bridal shower.

July 23, 2014
FUCKING. LIVID.

July 23, 2014
I will find you thieves. And you will pay.

July 23, 2014
Maybe instead of stealing, you could get a fucking job you low life.

July 24, 2014
I pulled finger/hand muscles

July 24, 2014
But it really does hurt & I want a hand massage stat.

July 27, 2014
Bruised the bottom of my foot?!

July 28, 2014
Princess has 8 letters, and so does meeeeeee. Coincidence? I think not

July 29, 2014
Gah you anger me to my very core.

July 30, 2014
Such a hypocrite.

July 30, 2014
Takin selfies while I should have been asleep an hour and a half ago #judgeme

July 31, 2014
Bout to put you in your place.

August 3, 2014
I feel like crap

August 4, 2014
People change and most of the time they change into the person they always said they wouldn't.

August 4, 2014
Holy headache

August 7, 2014
Here's to hoping I don't stab someone at work

August 8, 2014
All of a sudden everyone is irritating me.

August 9, 2014
No matter who you let in your life, If God doesn't want them there, They wont stay.

August 10, 2014
Do I honestly look over 30?

August 11, 2014
My one day to sleep in and my next door neighbors have roofers fixing their roof.

August 12, 2014
My heart just hurts.

August 12, 2014
I hate that people complain about Whole Foods being expensive. Obviously it costs more to buy organic natural food that's better for you.

August 12, 2014
The amount of people that cannot seem to take care if their children and pets is astounding. Why are you alive.

August 14, 2014
[Pics of the beach in our town]

August 14, 2014
My heart is hurting. I don't know what to do.

August 15, 2014
Can I please feel better...?!

August 18, 2014
Happy two year anniversary to my king. You make me so incredibly happy to know I have a strong man…

August 19, 2014
Stressed beyond words. Where are my plane tickets outta hereeeee?!

August 19, 2014
I swear to you, if I see one more Ice Bucket Challenge, I'm gonna lose it.

August 21, 2014
Awful headache

August 22, 2014
Always get bitched at, never get to bitch.

August 22, 2014
It's always my fault. How does that happen? How is it never anyone else's fault?

August 22, 2014
I actually don't think I could be more done than I am right now.

August 22, 2014
Am I that shitty of a person that everything is always my fault?

August 23, 2014
This ongoing stress headache that I've had for about a week now is getting on my nerves. I don't have time to pop some Advil and nap.

August 23, 2014
Mama needs a foot massage.

August 23, 2014
Fuck me, right?

August 29, 2014
YAYAYAY! Excited for another nephew!!

August 30, 2014
Bye bitch

September 1, 2014
So, I rarely go on my tumblr anymore. But I logged on this morning, I was bored & realized an "anon" I'm following lives in [town next-door to her].

September 1, 2014
Sucks to suck

September 1, 2014
Literally so irritated. Answer your phone.

September 2, 2014
It isn't fair

September 2, 2014
Maybe instead of talking behind my back to everyone, you should talk to me if you have a problem? I don't know, seems mature, right?

September 3, 2014
So incredibly angry already.

September 6, 2014
Literally so sick to my stomach.

September 6, 2014
I feel like if people actually read my tweets they'll think I'm bipolar or a psycho.

September 7, 2014
I literally feel like death.

September 7, 2014
Been doing cakes for 5 or 6 years now, and I just posted them on a forum. Let's just say I don't know why I waited so long. :)

September 8, 2014
So happy to hear that Christine is still raving about her wedding cake I did for her two months ago. Makes me proud.

September 10, 2014
My back is killing meee

September 14, 2014
Why is it so hard to acquire $100,000? -_- I just need a bakery of my own.

September 16, 2014
My allergies are so bad today

September 16, 2014
My head is pounding

September 18, 2014
IVE BEEN AT WORK SINCE 9AM AND NO ONE TOLD MY I HAD A RIP IN MY JEANS AND MY BUTT CHEEK WAS STICKING OUT

September 20, 2014
Good thing I don't have an emergency. No one ever answers their phone.

September 22, 2014
Literally everything is making me so angry today...

September 22, 2014
I seriously hate the USPS. Stop not delivering my packages because I'm not home. Just leave it. No one is going to steal it.

September 22, 2014
Not being on medication anymore is killinggggg my poor tummy.

September 22, 2014
So happy that I'm fixing relationships I thought I'd lost forever. It may take time, but it's worth it.

September 23, 2014
Stomach is still killing me. Someone help

September 26, 2014
Haven't had an ear infection since I was 6.. Made it almost 20 years!

September 27, 2014
You're getting on my nerves......

September 27, 2014
So yesterday just my right ear hurt & now both ears and my throat hurt

September 27, 2014
You anger me to my very core......

September 27, 2014
All I wanted was a normal family. And by normal I meant family members who actually act like adults rather than bratty children.

September 27, 2014
At my fucking wit's end

September 28, 2014
Hashtag you're annoying

September 29, 2014
Whatever this illness is needs to get the fuckkk out of my system asap.

September 29, 2014
I seriously cannot even do this anymore.

October 1, 2014
Angry

October 3, 2014
Pink acrylics, juicy iPhone case, fake tan, white dress to show off fake tan, Tiffany's bracelet & coach purse...yes that's me circa 2010

October 4, 2014
I keep thinking okay this is the worst. And then more shit happens.

October 6, 2014
Why do you think the divorce rate is so high? Ridiculous. Makes me so mad!

October 6, 2014
In so much pain and I can't take any medication.. :(

October 6, 2014
I'm 99% sure this isn't just tendonitis.

October 10, 2014
I really want to start a blog, but I feel like literally no one would read it. Hahaha

October 11, 2014
I hate that I get annoyed at little things.

October 12, 2014
The pain I'm experiencing is unreal.

October 13, 2014
I have exactly ZERO fucks to give today.

October 13, 2014
My anger lately is out of control.

October 16, 2014
A recent study found that internet trolls are more likely to be sadists, psychopaths, and narcissists.

October 17, 2014
Literally feel like death

October 18, 2014
If you wanted to be treated like an adult, then start acting like one. Really nothing else I can say.

October 19, 2014
Wait why do I have a fever.....

October 21, 2014
Wow. That was shitty.

October 21, 2014
This seriously fucking blows. I'm so done. I don't care about Halloween, thanksgiving or christmas anymore. Everyone ruins it.

October 21, 2014
Sorry for being bipolar. But not really.

October 21, 2014
I need a fucking Valium.

October 21, 2014
@CousinIt at least your family actually wants to see each other even if you fight. Not mine.

October 23, 2014
Literally passing out. I'm so tired.

October 23, 2014
Gonna be a nervous wreck all damn day

October 23, 2014
It makes me mad when prisoners try and fight for their rights while in prison.

October 23, 2014
You LOST those rights when you committed a crime.

October 23, 2014
Makes me so mad.

October 23, 2014
I am literally going I lose it. I'm about to become a fucking lawyer and do whatever I can so I can one day run for president.

October 23, 2014
I will promise you, the dmv and anyone who works there will be fucking GONE. Not one person can help and are so rude it's astounding.

October 23, 2014
I hope the DMV & anyone who is associated with it goes up in flames.

October 24, 2014
I'm gonna need to go to the gun range after today.

October 24, 2014
I'm having chest pain from all this stress and anger.

October 24, 2014
Is there an emotion worse than infuriated? If so, that's what I am.

October 26, 2014
Sometimes the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours.

October 26, 2014
Entirely too many emotions for me to handle right now.

October 27, 2014
Sick of people telling me I can't accomplish something because it's too hard. #icandothis

October 30, 2014
So aggravated right now.......

November 1, 2014
TODAY IS MY FAVORITE DAY. IT WILL NOT BE RUINED.

November 3, 2014
I honestly don't even know what to do about my foot, I'm in that much pain...

November 4, 2014
Not apologizing for bettering myself.

November 7, 2014
I seriously hate when someone is trying to have a conversation with me & I respond & they don't respond back. I saw you read it.

November 7, 2014
I don't like how sometimes people ask why I have certain tattoos, or what they stand for...Yes, some of them have meaning behind them, but me trying to explain it isn't going to make you understand how deeply I feel...And sometimes, I just wanted it. I don't need an explanation on why I have a cupcake tattoo.

November 8, 2014
Seriously so angry. I can't.

November 10, 2014
Wowww, just found out a couple I did a wedding cake for got divorced. So crazy...

November 11, 2014
It's really shitty how some people can be so selfish.

November 11, 2014
Maybe instead of getting high every day you could get a fucking job and contribute to society.

November 11, 2014
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

November 12, 2014
Am I seriously getting a stye right now?!

November 12, 2014
Be an adult and do the right thing...

November 12, 2014
Doing my hair and it looks like I'm doing a photo shoot for my MySpace back in like 2004.....

November 15, 2014
Please ignore my face & the fact that I'm 25 with wrinkles but I'm thinking this mascara is a keeper.

November 16, 2014
You're going to have no one left.

November 16, 2014
I'm literally so fucking sick of people not getting along literally for the dumbest reasons. Like grow up. Or we're done.

November 17, 2014
Don't feel well

November 18, 2014
Drinking red wine on a Monday night because why the hey not...

November 18, 2014
I'm drunk oafter one glass haaayyyy

November 18, 2014
Red wine makes this girl sleepyyy

November 18, 2014
Why am I hungry...

November 19, 2014
Done with this day and it's only 10:30......

November 19, 2014
Sick with a fever in class and I work at 6 tomorrow morning

November 22, 2014
This headache though

November 22, 2014
Mmm, Nauzene & ginger ale for dinner... My ideal Saturday night

November 26, 2014
My throat though...

November 27, 2014
Guys I feel like death. On my favorite holiday.

November 28, 2014
Can I stop feeling like craaaap

November 29, 2014
Whadda bitchhhhh.....

November 30, 2014
Why do doctors give you giant horse pills when you have a sore throat..?

December 3, 2014
Literally so tired from all this medication. Caaaaan I sleep now?

December 8, 2014
my heart is broken

December 10, 2014
Love how my landlord only answers me when rent is due.

December 12, 2014
So incredibly mentally physically & emotionally exhausted....

December 14, 2014
Selfie central up in here.

December 15, 2014
Please send good vibes my way!

December 15, 2014
Starving. Someone bring snacks.

December 18, 2014
Were just the prettiest girls in the worldddd. #tbt #sopretty #ithurts

December 20, 2014
WHY ARE MY EYEBALLS SO ITCHY.

December 22, 2014
Anger doesn't even begin to describe what I'm feeling right now.

December 23, 2014
It's a shitshow

December 24, 2014
Loved waking up to a text that baby [full name] has made his appearance early! Cannot wait to meet you baby boy!!! [Picture of random baby]

December 24, 2014
It would be a Christmas miracle if this cough was gone tomorrow.

December 26, 2014
Cannot wait to meet you sweet baby girl [Picture of a different random baby]

December 26, 2014
You're just a shit jerk dick fucker assholer

December 28, 2014
Planning my own birthday. I feel like other people should be... But I'm a freak and need to do it myself.

December 29, 2014
Wait... Why aren't my "Facebook friends" a fan of my page....? -_-

2 comments:

  1. Speck of fly shit on the wall of life. Easily wiped off with a damp cloth works for me but skid mark is OK too!

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