Friday, May 15, 2015

#lackingdepthofintellectandknowledge

The following few posts represent a backlog of tweets from Exhibit A: A Skidmark on the Underpants of Society. Behold [Part 2 of 4]:

January 1, 2014
I now understand why you did what you did & I forgive you.

January 1, 2014
All I want for my birthday is someone to invest in my business.

January 2, 2014
Why are there so many A HOLES IN THIS WORLD.

January 3, 2014
I hate when I hear of someone I know naming their baby after my unborn child! Hahaha, but seriously.

January 4, 2014
Wind burn from being in the FREEZING COLD ALL DAY.

January 4, 2014
Mug from my mama in law. She spoils me.

January 4, 2014
What's yours is ours & what's mine is mine. #princessprobz

January 5, 2014
I'm already drunk.

January 6, 2014
I need a massage like stat.

January 7, 2014
@mildlyfamousperson my birthday is Saturdayyy!!

January [X]
It's my birthday!

January [X]
#birthday #happybirthday #itsmybirthday #ecards #whatup

January 11, 2014
Since when is it attractive to wear leggings with big socks over them and slip ons?? #ugly

January 11, 2014
Thanks dick.

January 12, 2014
I hope some of my family comes to brunch tomorrow.. We'll see.

January 12, 2014
Birthday brunch with people I love.

January 12, 2014
I'm hungry and tired

January 12, 2014
Selfie Sunday because I'm bored. Or something.

January 12, 2014
This headache will not go awaaaayyy..

January 13, 2014
Things are starting to turn around. So very thankful for these lessons.

January 13, 2014
[Sister's first name] stories about her fights..

January 13, 2014
My rings #diamond #engagement #wedding #love

January 14, 2014
Loser status right here. Been on my computer all night downloading custom content to make beautiful Sims homes... #sorryimnotsorry

January 15, 2014
Midnight snack. Shut up I'm starving for whatever reason.

January 15, 2014
I miss my old hair stylist #firstworldproblems

January 15, 2014
Hoping I get one of these jobs I just applied for! Keeping my fingers crossed.

January 15, 2014
Weeded through the people I follow on Instagram and followed some new ones. Loving my timeline!!

January 16, 2014
I'm getting so irritated

January 17, 2014
Literally me...[I'm so guarded, it destroys me. I don't want to believe that anyone wants to be nice to me.]

January 19, 2014
This headache

January 20, 2014
I can promise you if directv doesn't show up again today I will in fact lose it.

January 25, 2014
Can I not be an adult anymore? I don't feel like paying $3000 for something that should have been fixed years ago. And wasn't even my fault.

January 26, 2014
Real mature..

January 26, 2014
Let down..

January 26, 2014
Can't wait to have my OWN family.....

January 27, 2014
Migraine. And I'm not allowed to take anything this morning..

January 28, 2014
SO HUNGRY

January 28, 2014
About to snap..

January 28, 2014
I can honestly say, from the bottom of my heart, I hate you.

January 28, 2014
Two nights in a row I've thrown my dinner out because I was so angry. I'm so hungry now.

January 29, 2014
Sick to my stomach...

January 29, 2014
Prayin on a miracle

January 29, 2014
Can't stop coughing

January 30, 2014
Physically and emotionally exhausted... I can't sleep

January 30, 2014
I HATE MOVING MORE THAN ANYTHINGGGGGG!!!!!!

January 31, 2014
Please let me sleep tonight..

January 31, 2014
Can't catch a break it seems....

February 1, 2014
Who wants to be my business partner?

February 1, 2014
I need a vacation.....

February 4, 2014
Love when people tell me things I already know.........

February 6, 2014
I am such an adult...

February 6, 2014
As bad as it was, as bad as it hurt, I thank God I didn't get what I thought that I deserved

February 6, 2014
Can't even believe I just broke my toe...

February 6, 2014
Can't wait to pick up my new caaaar

February 8, 2014
Literally so done. Words cannot express how done I am.

February 16, 2014
Annoyed from earlier... Hard to wrap my brain around it.

February 16, 2014
Close to deleting all social media except for things involving my business.

February 17, 2014
Love when girls post "glad to know who my real friends are" when they aren't even being real friends themselves.

February 17, 2014
Nothing but a hypocrite.

February 18, 2014
I need more positive people in my life..

February 19, 2014
My beautiful flowers my husband sent to me today for no reason

February 19, 2014
I can't win.

February 19, 2014
Gahhhhh I hate you

February 22, 2014
Starving. Someone bring me a parfait please.

February 23, 2014
More lemon cookies today. Delivering them to my in laws and neighbors! (Only the ones I like though..)

February 23, 2014
Thanks for making the decision soooo much easier for me..

February 23, 2014
Praying I get this job! :)

February 23, 2014
Although if I do, I'll need to have surgery before I can start... -_-

February 27, 2014
My tweet wasn't about you, but hey if the shoe fits...

February 27, 2014
I swear if I catch what my mother has before tomorrow I'll be so pissed!

March 1, 2014
My doctor's appointment cannot come soon enough...

March 1, 2014
Wowwww. #seriously #done

March 1, 2014
Wow that's a shitty way of showing that you "care."

March 2, 2014
Dirty bit.

March 3, 2014
Worst migraine

March 5, 2014
My daddy is the best!

March 5, 2014
Surround yourself with positive people and positive things will happen

March 6, 2014
My hair is so heavy it's giving me a headache

March 8, 2014
Constantly having a headache is exhausting..

March 10, 2014
So since nobody got me anything for my birthday except [thing1] and [thing2], maybe someone could buy me tickets to Charleston?

March 13, 2014
In so much pain & I can't even take pain meds

March 14, 2014
Anxiety got me up like

March 15, 2014
I'm so impatient it's ridiculous.

March 15, 2014
can you not

March 15, 2014
Just saw two pregnancy announcements on Facebook.. It's that time of year!

March 16, 2014
A huge weight has been lifted from my shoulders

March 17, 2014
I hate those dreams where it makes you annoyed with someone even more than you already are..

March 17, 2014
MY PATIENCE IS WEARING THIN!

March 18, 2014
Legit the most annoying youths are at panera right now....

March 18, 2014
I hope I wasn't that annoying in high school.. #shutuppppppp

March 20, 2014
Sucks to suck

March 20, 2014
Literally sitting next to the most crackheads I've ever seen in one place...I swear all the crackheads were gravitating toward us today.

March 20, 2014
Get to go to the doctor/hospital tomorrow. #legitbrokemyfoot #again

March 20, 2014
I really enjoy being ignored.

March 20, 2014
I really want to have a food blog but it would just be me rambling on about how much I love food. No one would read it.

March 22, 2014
Even though I just got a pedicure, I want another!

March 22, 2014
Lab rats navigate through a maze 50% faster after being exposed to my vagina.

March 23, 2014
I just want a pedi for the foot massage

March 24, 2014
Are your tweets about me? YES, YOU SELF-CENTERED BITCH, YES THEY ARE, EVEN MY TWEET ABOUT THE WEATHER, YES EVERYTHING

March 24, 2014
Wow what an asshole

March 24, 2014
Oh I was going to tweet you, but you don't follow me anymore so... #coolbeans #mature #byeee

March 24, 2014
I should just change the channel rather than vent about these idiots, hah.

March 25, 2014
Dying over Lilypulitzers spring collection. #needthemall

March 26, 2014
I keep getting calls from an Unknown Caller.... -_-

March 26, 2014
Nonstop with these heart palpitations today...

March 26, 2014
you won't find me, the past is so behind me

March 26, 2014
I have a problem.

March 27, 2014
Waking up with a headache <

March 27, 2014
My back is killing me

March 27, 2014
Word up [selfie - containing a small portion of chin and a large portion of tits]

March 30, 2014
Why do I always wake up with headaches?

April 1, 2014
If you don't agree with my life, y'all can leave. It's my life, not yours. #myway

April 1, 2014
Anyone have $4500 I can have?

April 1, 2014
I am literally the most impatient person I know.

April 1, 2014
HURRY THE FUCK UP.

April 1, 2014
Literally everyone is getting my my last nerve tonight. #BYE

April 1, 2014
"not everyone you lose is a loss"

April 2, 2014
Anxiety is through the roooooof.

April 5, 2014
Literally everyone and everything is irritating me. I swear if one more realtor calls me today I'm gonna lose it.

April 5, 2014
Awesome parenting.. Leaving your infant alone on the floor of the dollar store.

April 6, 2014
OMFGGGGGG

April 8, 2014
I need a glass of wine. Or a case.

April 8, 2014
I have the best family

April 9, 2014
What I've eaten in the past 24 hours: half a cheeseburger & a bite of cheesecake.

April 10, 2014
Headache

April 10, 2014
So stressed I made myself sick..

April 12, 2014
YAYAYAYYYY SEAN CAAAAMMEEE

April 13, 2014
Anxiety is almost unbearable tonight. Think I'm just gonna go to bed.

April 15, 2014
Second time in a week I've woken up with a headache

April 17, 2014
Literally so tired.

April 17, 2014
So exhausted

April 18, 2014
Worst headache

April 20, 2014
So tired

April 20, 2014
Completely drained.......

April 21, 2014
Just had the most terrifying experience.

April 22, 2014
I cannot stand conspiracy theorists. Read a book.

April 24, 2014
Literally have zero patience today..

April 26, 2014
If anyone wants to get me a pedicure I'll love you til the end of time #myfeethurt

April 27, 2014
My tummy hurts....

April 28, 2014
Wowwww bitchhhhh

April 28, 2014
Really hate when certain people think it's a flaw of mine that I like to help other people.

April 28, 2014
Maybe if you actually cared about other people besides yourself..

April 28, 2014
What a sad life you live to criticize others for helping.

April 28, 2014
It's how I was raised. I'm not going to sit there and watch someone suffer while I can easily lend a hand.

May 3, 2014
You've had your chance

May 5, 2014
Wow. Are you serious?

May 6, 2014
Maybe get your own life in order before lecturing me on how to live mine.

May 8, 2014
The right people who belong in your life will always find a way to stay.

May 10, 2014
Literally so tired

May 11, 2014
I'm totally just gonna be in an awful mood all day tomorrow.

May 12, 2014
Some people.....

May 13, 2014
Devil's Due makes me not want to get pregnant

May 15, 2014
I hate dreams that make you instantly angry when you wake up

May 17, 2014
Seriously

May 18, 2014
Sore throat for 2 whole weeks now

May 18, 2014
Believe it or not, some people are actually happy in their marriages.

May 18, 2014
Not everyone who gets married young is miserable. Remind yourself that we CHOSE this life.

May 18, 2014
If you don't wanna be married, great. But don't give people shit who decide to do it.

May 18, 2014
Not feelin so hot.....

May 19, 2014
My ears are killing meeeee

May 21, 2014
Nobody likes you.

May 21, 2014
When people just let their phone ring instead of hitting ignore or silent them if they don't want to answer......

May 22, 2014
Just got a phone call from a woman who had a baby shower and wanted to tell me she absolutely loved the cake pops!

May 23, 2014
Y'all think this is a game but I stopped playing long ago.

May 26, 2014
withdrawals

May 27, 2014
So tired....

May 30, 2014
Headache like woahhhh

June 1, 2014
but why am I sad

June 1, 2014
Literally so fed up

June 1, 2014
Omg so tired

June 3, 2014
I'm not who I used to be anymore. I like myself better now.

June 3, 2014
I'm literally done with today.

June 4, 2014
Of all 5 people I talk to, none of them are answering me.

June 6, 2014
I'm literally so tired.

June 8, 2014
I know 7 people that are pregnant.... #babyfever

June 9, 2014
If only you knew what they say behind your back, you wouldn't be so loyal.

June 10, 2014
Can't sleep. Too many emotions. Mainly anger & frustration.

June 10, 2014
It's too bad it ended this way. I'd say I could fix it but I'm not the problem.

June 10, 2014
Maybe one day you'll see. As for now, you're completely blind.

June 10, 2014
Waiting for an apology that'll never come.....

June 15, 2014
Sorry I'm clearly PMSing or something.

June 16, 2014
I'll never understand why girls have to be so petty and jealous. Grow up

June 17, 2014
My hip feels like it popped out wtf

June 18, 2014
I got one less problem without ya

June 19, 2014
Keep ya mouth closed.

June 19, 2014
Brat.

June 19, 2014
dick move, guy..

June 20, 2014
Y'all better straighten up before I jerk a knot in your tail...

June 20, 2014
Back on snapchat. Find meeee

June 22, 2014
Please continue to ignore me. Thanks.

June 22, 2014
Wow. Yeah I'm def done. Good fucking bye.

June 23, 2014
Back at the dr.

June 23, 2014
If you're mocking me, seriously stop. I could have sworn we had already graduated high school.

June 25, 2014
I was at the dr two days ago and I was told PT would fix it within 6 weeks. I need a solution NOW.

June 25, 2014
So many BS conversations today

June 26, 2014
Wow. Bitch.

June 26, 2014
I literally can't today.

June 26, 2014
In one of those moods where I could literally be alone all day with no communication whatsoever and be totally content.

June 28, 2014
So irritated...

June 29, 2014
This is a bad headache......

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