the Truth is in the details
I walked into a psychiatrists office with a duck on my head.The psychiatrist asked if he could help. The duck said yeah. Get this guy off my ass.
HAHAAAA! Good one!They don't see it as "Luck:" They're "Special" remember? ;)TW
It's not luck, it's their birthright! Who needs luck when you're God's gift to the world and the sun shines outta your ass?(Another great poem!)
Where's a sociopath when you need one? I am working on my car and it got dark. If they could shine mulderfans GC's butt light under my hood I could get those last couple of bolts in.
Q, With your luck he'd fart and the car would blow up!Sorry Jonsi! The visual was too hard to resist!
No need to apologize. This is hysterical.
Two guys walked into a bar. One said *ow*Sorry I've been sorta absent. But I've been reading. YOU and HE are NOT the duck. THEY are but a duck's fart in the wind. Which, I guess is double wind. MORE FART JOKES PLZ.When Jeff farts he always says he stepped on a duck. This is coming full circle. I HAVE TO STOP.
The NGC thinks he's so damn perfect his shit doesn't smell but his farts give him away!