Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Merry Fucking Christmas

Attention Narcissists:

It's not my job to blow sunshine up your butts.

My middle finger salutes you.

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  1. They already think the sun shines outta their ass!

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  2. Besides, I can sub it out to a crack head for the price of a rock.

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  3. Give 'em the Double Finger Salute. Oh those assholes.

    Jonsi, will you blow sunshine up MY skirt?? ;)

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    1. Whhhoooooooooo Whoooooooooo

      Is it working?

      Whooooooooooo Whoooooooooo

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    2. And Gladys, I don't have enough middle fingers to describe how I feel about them

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    3. We are ALL helping - you have at least 20 more middle fingers to salute them with, lol. Still not enough, I know.

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  4. Jonsi. I'll give you 30 minutes to cut that out.

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  5. They're on the move! The "Holidays" are Primo Stalking time for Ns and the N-Wannabes. Here come all the "Gifts" you've told them you don't want, the "Anon" Comments and various and sundry Boundary-Busting tactics: "Drive-Bys," "Hit and Runs," Hang-Up Phone Calls, stuffed VMs and so forth, just in case you didn't notice.
    Don't let the kids out of the house until you've done a Recon Mission around the perimeter, keep your vehicles/doors locked, trash can located next to the door so you can dump the contents of your mailbox as soon as you walk in, finger poised over the "Delete" key on your board, etc. because don't cha know, it's a GAME for them to show you how they can stomp all OVER NC.
    SO THERE! Because they "LOOOOOVE YOU so MUCH!" This is the typical NP "Reconciliation Attempt." Yep. Sane people really do NOT do this shit.
    TW

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    1. I think the advice to keep your car doors locked is a great one. Not just vandalism, but that would be the perfect place to leave a letter, a card, a gift... OH HELL NO. Set your alarms to STUN.

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  6. You do have a way with words Jonsi

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  7. May I please add: "Fuck them and the horse that they rode in on!"

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