Friday, June 22, 2012

The Triumph Of Bullshit

Attention Dear Readers, this just in from NMIL:

From: NMIL [most recently used work email address]
Sent: Fri, June 22, 2012 at 9:38 AM
Subject: HAPPY BIRTHDAY [DH]!!!!!
To: DH (Work Email)

Hope you have a great day with your family!!!

Love,
Mom

Ah, Mommy-Dearest, to that I will put to use a fantastical poem by T.S. Eliot, which I think sums your horsecrap up rather succinctly:

The Triumph of Bullshit - T.S. Eliot 

Ladies, on whom my attentions have waited
If you consider my merits are small
Etiolated, alembicated,
Orotund, tasteless, fantastical,
Monotonous, crotchety, constipated,
Impotent galamatias
Affected, possibly imitated,
For Christ's sake stick it up your ass.

Ladies, who find my intentions ridiculous
Awkward, insipid and horribly gauche
Pompous, pretentious, ineptly meticulous
Dull as the heart of an unbaked brioche
Floundering versicles freely versiculous
Often attenuate, frequently crass
Attempts at emotion that turn isiculous,
For Christ's sake stick it up your ass.

Ladies who think me unduly vociferous
Amiable cabotin making a noise
That people may cry out "this stuff is too stiff for us"-
Ingenuous child with a box of new toys
Toy lions carnivorous, cannon fumiferous
Engines vaporous- all this will pass;
Quite innocent, -"he only wants to make shiver us."
For Christ's sake stick it up your ass.

And when thyself with silver foot shall pass
Among the theories scattered on the grass
Take up my good intentions with the rest
And then for Christ's sake stick them up your ass. 

7 comments:

  1. Narcs play pretend better than any pre-schooler I know!

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  2. I guess "NC is Suspended" for birthdays, holidays, Fridays-any old day they wanna reach out and poke at their AC. You see, they really DO "understand" us and really "do" want us to live our own lives as long as they can continue with their crap and not have to own or change one itty, bitty thing they're doing. Pshaw! We'll come around eventually if they just keep pelting us with meaningless little ditties, pestering us or sending "template" letters that ignore the reality the rift that previously existed is rapidly becoming a bottomless chasm from which there is NO return. sigh. This is just a "little speed-bump" on their road of perfidy and perdition.
    One more nail in the NC coffin. Yep, just keep doin' what you're doin' and the AC will NEVER revisit their decision. When you've dug yourself so deep in a hole there's not a vestige of daylight the first task is STOP DIGGING. But in their agenda, they're gonna dig their way to the other side of the universe one way or another. And in the process the walls WILL collapse on them. Nothin' like diggin' your own grave motivated by sheer determination to OWN that which was never your's to POSSESS. Buh Bye!
    Who ever "advises" these parents to just keep contacting their EC with little notes and faux "Terms of Endearment" is giving the "parent" the WORST POSSIBLE "ADVICE." Oh, that's right, they don't NEED "Help." Silly me, the EPs just do it like they always have, more convinced than ever they're "RIGHT." That's all that matters.
    Uh Huh.
    TW

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    1. Sigh. Beautifully spoken, TW. Beautifully spoken.

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    2. Narcs DO like to keep hammering those nails into their own coffins, TW. Thereby proving, they're either too stupid to "get it" or, most likely, don't care to "get it".

      Instead of, "My way or the highway." their motto is, "My way or I'll never let up."

      At least, over the years, I've had the "luxury" of being ignored for long periods of time!

      My all time fave was having the NGC "punish" me by sending an email saying he wants nothing more to do with me. Bonus!!!

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  3. Let's see how long that lasts, eh?! Ohhh, you fortunate woman!!
    Yk, I view this behavior as yet another example of their shameless aggression. THEY, of course will spin their attempts to FORCE themselves on others as "Being The Bigger Person" or "See, I TRIED!" or "WOE is MEEEE!" Mine had the audacity to send me Christmas "Gifts" (which immediately hit the trash after they were examined by Law Enforcement-I'm not gonna take a chance on blowing up some hapless other/trash person/whoever) for YEARS post NC....and then DEMANDED in a follow-up snail mail letter that I send her a "Thank You Note"!!!! HUH???!
    These are some truly sick, twisted "parents." And this behavior is nothing less than unwanted contact/aggression. "Daddy" wraps his up in comparisons, religious drivel and straight forward demands his adult son JUMP just because "Dad says so." (Hrumph.)
    And "Mommy" is the sweet, innocent, wanna-be little seductress, holding out faux offers of "Time Shares" (Honey, if you really had the bucks you like to pretend you have, you wouldn't have a damn "time-share" along with all the rest of the hoi polloi) and little breathy, fake eye-lash batting/crocodile tears, "I just don't UNDERSTAAAANNNDDD!!" Tell it to your next "conquest." May he live in the "Right" area and zip code. You ought to know right where they are-you work in an industry that's tanked so low you'd have better luck as a purveyor of "Fine Dog Houses." Or any "Fido/Fluffy" houses for that matter. You couldn't tell the difference between plastic from a Big-Box store or faux bamboo. As long as the dog/cat were stuffed, you'd be fine. So would they.
    And for both of them, it's all about "Appearances." Methinks The King and Queen are bare-ass nekkid and they insist on Mooning their AC and his family.
    TW

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    1. Holy crap, TW! I LOVE reading your commentary. It often makes me laugh when a laugh is JUST what I need. Plus, you're just so right on. You've pegged NMIL for the sloppy, hate-spewing, fake-ass liar that she is. I'll take a note from Mulderfan and just say, "fuck 'em." They can take their nekkid asses and go moon someone who gives a fuck.

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  4. I've always loved TS Eliot.

    Narcissists don't see us as people. At best, we are pets that deserve a whipping when not exuding total admiration for our owners. They think of themselves as gods. Ugh.

    Maybe your husband should block her email address so he doesn't have to continue to take her slaps to the face.

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