And the high-five prize goes to Tundra Woman, for guessing correctly in my Can You Spot The Narcissist game! Here's your high five from Jonsi, TW: **high five!**
I have to say though, everyone's guesses were superb and the reasoning behind them were spot-on. I didn't recognize any of the other people who had answered the question that NMIL's "friend" asked, but I'd say, given some of their three-word answers, it could very well be that they are narcissists too. I'm thinking maybe it wasn't as easy to spot the narcissist as I thought it would be, simply because there were a couple of three-word answers that could be indicators of narcissistic thought patterns. To recap, one of NMIL's farcebook friends put up the following status: You and I are handcuffed together in the back of a Cop car! Using ONLY 3 words, what would you say to me? And, now you know that NMIL's three word response was, I love you!! :)
The reason why I found this to be disturbing was because, given the context of the hypothetical situation (i.e. both people had presumably been caught doing something wrong and were now being arrested for their offense) an "I-love-you-exclamation-exclamation-smiley-face" reaction would be ridiculously inappropriate. Her answer makes me wonder, "Damn, bitch. Did you even read the fucking question?"
And after I read her response, I thought that it wasn't surprising at all. This woman is famous for behaving inappropriately given the context of every situation she's ever found herself in. I mean, this is the same woman who continues to send DH emails that are totally incongruous with the relationship we currently have with her. She's so busy smiling her little smiley faces and twirling her hair innocently that she pretends she hasn't even noticed that we haven't spoken to her in well over a year and that the last time we did it was to tell her to fuck off.
Yeah, NMIL would sit in the back of a cop car smiling her creepy little smile, quite sure that no one could possibly prove she had done anything wrong, professing love for her partner in crime while being hauled off to the slammer, before claiming innocence and blaming her "friend" for whatever they had been caught for. NMIL's hands could be covered in the shit she was playing with before getting caught, the police could have walked in, catching her "brown-handed," and she'd still claim innocence.
Her answer reminds me of an instance last year when I read an inappropriate comment she left on one of Pig's statuses some time last year. Pig left up a status in memorandum of a colleague who had passed away recently. He even included a photo of the two of them standing together, which he indicated had been the last time they had seen each other. Amidst the sympathetic commentary from others, NMIL's words stuck out like a sore thumb: "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Piiiiggggg! I loooooove youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. I miss youuuuuuu! Okay byeeeeeee!" It was epically inappropriate, again, given the context of the message being shared, and quite frankly, scared me.
This bitch straight up sold her soul to the devil, and she did it a long time ago.